The Trouble With Our Praying Is, We

The Farmer Has To Be An Optimist Or He Wouldn't Still Be A Farmer.

One-third Of The People In The United States Promote, While The Other Two-thirds Provide.

We Don't Give Our Criminals Much Punishment, But We Sure Give 'em Plenty Of Publicity.

Wish All The Farmers Would Move To Town One Year, That's The Only Way I Know To Clear The Thing Up.

An Economist Is A Man That Can Tell You...what Can Happen Under Any Given Condition, And His Guess Is Liable To Be As Good As Anybody Else's Too.