The Trouble Is That People Seem To

What Is So Nice & So Unexpected About Life Is The Way It Improves As It Goes Along. I Think You Should Impress This Fact On Your Children Because I Think Young People Have An Awful Feeling That Life Is Slipping Past Them & They Must Do Something - Catch Something - They Don't Quite Know What, Whereas They've Only Got To Wait & It All Comes.

And Left-wing People Are Always Sad Because They Mind Dreadfully About Their Causes, And The Causes Are Always Going So Badly.

Children Should Be Like Waffles--you Should Be Able To Throw The First One Away.

Chickens Are Cheerless Birds, I Advise You To Keep Geese Which Can Be Taught To Follow Like Dogs, One Needs All The Companionship One Can Get In These Days.

Always Be Civil To The Girls, You Never Know Who They May Marry' Is A Aphorism Which Has Saved Many An English Spinster From Being Treated Like An Indian Widow.