The Tortoise Moves Very Slowly, It Moves

Sometimes I Wonder Does God Just Not Care Are Is He To Busy Ignoring Your Prayers

The Whole Valentine's Thing Is Fine, But You Don't Back It Up Right Next To The Biggest Gift-giving Holiday Of The Year. Unbelievable. And We Find It Acceptable.

Should I Eat This Or Should I Eat This? Well, I'll Have To Eat Both!

I Don't Believe Pumpkin Pie Is Even Made From Pumpkin. I Mean, How Can Something That Smells That Shitty Make A Pie So Sweet? There's Not Enough Sugar In The Universe.

If We're Not Going To Tax The Rich Anymore, We're Going To Create Class Warfare.