The Tongue Offends And The Ears Get

The Most Trifling Actions That Affect A Man's Credit Are To Be Regarded. The Sound Of Your Hammer At Five In The Morning, Or At Nine At Night, Heard By A Creditor, Makes Him Easy Six Months Longer; But If He Sees You At The Billiard-table, Or Hears Your Voice At A Tavern, When You Should Be At Work, He Sends For His Money The Next Day.

If You Want A Neat Wife, Choose Her On A Saturday.

If We Look Back Into History For The Character Of The Present Sects In Christianity, We Shall Find Few That Have Not In Their Turns Been Persecutors, And Complainers Of Persecution. The Primitive Christians Thought Persecution Extremely Wrong In The Pagans, But Practised It On One Another.

Remember, That Six Pounds A Year Is But A Groat A Day.

The Discovery Of A Wine Is Of Greater Moment Than The Discovery Of A Constellation. The Universe Is Too Full Of Stars.