The Tongue Of Man Is A Twisty

Ah, Good Ol’ Trustworthy Beer. My Love For You Will Never Die.

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For Love Deceives The Best Of Woman Kind.

It's About Time Trees Were Good For Something, Instead Of Just Standing There Like Jerks!