The Tobacco Companies Knew Quite Early On

Why The Hell Do We Make Such A Big Deal Out Of Things That Shouldn't Be A Big Deal?

There's Nothing Wrong Or Evil About Having A Bad Day. There's Everything Wrong With Making Others Have To Have It With You.

We're Teaching Our Kids That Attributes As Vague And Relatively Meaningless As A Toothy Smile Or A Fine Head Of Hair Make A Fine Statement About A Person.

It's About Food. It's About Your Home. It's About Your Life. The Government Is Worried About All Of The Above. All I'm Saying Is You Should Be Worried They're Worried. Here's Why: They're Telling You That You Can't Take Care Of Yourself. You Can't Be Trusted With What You Put In Your Mouth Or What You Sign On The Mortgage Dotted Line. So They'll Tell You What To Put In Your Mouth And They'll Save You From What You Signed On That Dotted Line. Does Anyone See A Trend Here? Personal Responsibility Has Now Become Government Responsibility.

A Lot Of Lawyers Are Set To Tell Me That It's Not My Fault I Like To Eat.