The Timing Of Comedy Is So Difficult.

It's Very Easy To Just Shout: 'off With Their Heads!' Maybe In Doing That You Might Lose Something Very Valuable. I Would Like To See The Monarchy Continue, But In A More Democratic Fashion.

I'll Tell You What Me Scares Me Is Plastic. Plastic Bags And Plastic Bottles And These Things. Why Does My Water Have To Be In A Bloody Plastic Bottle? The Landfill And The Ocean. And I Don't Know, I'm Just Terrified With The Proliferation Of Plastic.

I'm Not An Impersonator. I'm A Lousy Impersonator, Actually.

Women Have Got To Stop Being Polite. If I Ever Had Children, Which I Don't, The First Thing I'd Teach A Girl Of Mine Is The Words 'f - Off.'

It Was Not My Destiny, I Kept Thinking It Would Be, Waiting For It To Happen, But It Never Did, And I Didn't Care What People Thought ... It Was Only Boring Old Men Who Would Ask Me. And Whenever They Went, 'what? No Children? Well, You'd Better Get On With It, Old Girl,' I'd Say 'no! F*** Off!'