The Things I Really Learned, I Learned

I Can Pay My Rent Now. I Guess I Could Always Do That, But Now I Can Get An Apartment With Heat.

If You Play Jazz, Then You Play With Your Fingers. If You're Playing Rock, You Use A Pick. There's Really No Rhyme Or Reason To That Other Than That's Just The Way It Has Been.

I Consider Myself A Serious Musician. Doing A Comedy Show Does Not Take Away From That In Any Way.

James Brown Is The Reason I Play Guitar.

My Love Life Is Like Everyone Else's - Great, And Then Terrible.