The Thing We're All Looking For Is

After About 20 Years Of Marriage, I'm Finally Starting To Scratch The Surface Of What Women Want. And I Think The Answer Lies Somewhere Between Conversation And Chocolate.

A Woman Should Be Home With The Children, Building That Home And Making Sure There's A Secure Family Atmosphere.

I've Got One Of Darwin's Books At Home And Some Of That Stuff Is Pretty Damn Funny. Some Of His Stuff Is True, Like That The Giraffe Has A Long Neck So It Can Reach The Leaves. But I Just Don't Think You Can Swallow The Whole Piece.

And, Hey, I'm Not Under The Illusion That Everything's Just Going To Be Hunky-dory Work-wise Forever. I've Never Been Under That Illusion. Things Could Go Away Tomorrow.

I Tell You What Really Turns My Toes Up: Love Scenes With 68-year-old Men And Actresses Young Enough To Be Their Granddaughter.