The Ten Commandments Being Taken Out Of

I Just Want Texas To Be Number One In Something Other Than Executions, Toll Roads And Property Taxes.

Remember: Y'all Is Singular. All Y'all Is Plural. All Y'all's Is Plural Possessive.

We're All Worm Bait Waiting To Happen. It's What You Do While You Wait That Matters.

I Don't Apologize To People Who Try To Intimidate.

I'm Going To Lower The Drinking Age To Eighteen. If You're Old Enough To Die In Iraq, You're Old Enough To Drink.