The Television Anchorman Dan Rather Turns Up

As American Productivity, Once The Exuberant Engine Of National Wealth, Has Dipped To An Embarrassingly Uncompetitive Low, Americans Have Shaken Their Heads: The Country's Old Work Ethic Is Dead.

The Busybodies Have Begun To Infect American Society With A Nasty Intolerance - A Zeal To Police The Private Lives Of Others And Hammer Them Into Standard Forms - A Nation Of Finger Pointers.

Over The Years, He [everett Dirksen] Developed A Style Of Infinitely Subtle Fustian, Whose Effect Can Still Be Remotely Approximated By Sipping Twelve-year-old Bourbon, Straight, While Reading Dickens Aloud, In A Sort Of Sepulchral Purr.

Forgiveness Frees The Forgiver.

The Jumbo Jet Is The Airborne Equivalent Of The Interstate Highway...one Might As Well Be Stuffed Into A Cartridge And Shot Through A Pneumatic Tube, Like Interoffice Mail.