The Tea Party Claims To Want Small

I Get Along So Much Better With Fundamentalist Christians Than I Do With Wishy-washy Liberals, Who Want Everyone To Get Along.

The Secret Truth Of 'celebrity Apprentice' Is That It Isn't Very Hard... 'celebrity Apprentice' Is Easy Like Junior High Is Easy. All The Arithmetic, The Creative Writing And The History Are Super Simple, But Like Junior High, You Do That Easy Work Surrounded By People Who Are Full-tilt, Hormone-raging Bug Nutty.

The Whole World Is Pretending The Breakthrough Is In Technology. The Bottleneck Is Really In Art.

The Purpose Of Art Is To Collide The Intellectual And Visceral Together At The Highest Speed Possible.

Comedy Is Taken Care Of By A Free Market.