The Table Is The Only Place Where

Burgundy Makes You Think Of Silly Things; Bordeaux Makes You Talk About Them, And Champagne Makes You Do Them.

The Most Indispensable Qualification Of A Cook Is Punctuality. The Same Must Be Said Of Guests.

A Connoisseur Of Gastronomy Was Congratulated On His Appointment As A Director Of Indirect Contributions At Periguex: And, Above All, In The Pleasure There Would Be In Living In The Midst Of Good Cheer, In The Country Of Truffles, Partridges, Truffled Turkeys, And So Forth. "alas!" Replied With A Sigh The Sad Gastronomer, "can One Really Live At All In A Country Where There Is No Fresh Sea-fish?"

Truffle Isn't Exactly Aphrodisiac But Under Certain Circumstances It Tends To Make Women More Tender And Men More Likable

Vegetables, Which Are The Lowest In The Scale Of Living Things, Are Fed By Roots, Which, Implanted In The Native Soil, Select By The Action Of A Peculiar Mechanism, Different Subjects, Which Serve To Increase And To Nourish Them.