The Survivors (of A Nuclear War) Would

I Worked At A Factory Owned By Germans, At Coal Pits Owned By Frenchmen, And At A Chemical Plant Owned By Belgians. There I Discovered Something About Capitalists. They Are All Alike, Whatever The Nationality. All They Wanted From Me Was The Most Work For The Least Money That Kept Me Alive. So I Became A Communist.

If You Start Throwing Hedgehogs Under Me, I Shall Throw A Couple Of Porcupines Under You.

Any Fool Can Start A War, And Once He's Done So, Even The Wisest Of Men Are Helpless To Stop It - Especially If It's A Nuclear War.

The Press Is Our Chief Ideological Weapon.

If You Cannot Catch A Bird Of Paradise, Better Take A Wet Hen.