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In Order To Have Friends, You Must First Be One.

As A Career, The Business Of An Orthodox Preacher Is About As Successful As That Of A Celluloid Dog Chasing An Asbestos Cat Through Hell.

Failure -- The Man Who Can Tell Others What To Do And How To Do It, But Never Does It Himself.

Know What You Want To Do, Hold The Thought Firmly, And Do Every Day What Should Be Done, And Every Sunset Will See You That Much Nearer To Your Goal.

Self-control Is The Ability To Restrain A Laugh At The Wrong Place.