The Stories We Love Best Do Live

We Let Off A Dungbomb In The Corridor And It Upset Him For Some Reason—" "so He Hauled Us Off To His Office And Started Threatening Us With The Usual—" "—detention—" "—disembowelment—

Once Again, You Show All The Sensitivity Of A Blunt Axe.

She Kept Asking Herself Whether, If He Had Looked Cleaner, She Might Have Been More Concerned; Whether, On Some Subliminal Level, She Had Confused His Obvious Signs Of Neglect With Street-smartness, Toughness And Resilience.

I Never Thought I'd Hear Myself Say It, But Safety First!

I'm A Very Distracted Person.