The Status Quo Sucks.

Well, If Crime Fighters Fight Crime And Fire Fighters Fight Fire, What Do Freedom Fighters Fight?

In Rome, The Emperor Sat In A Special Part Of The Colosseum Called The Caesarian Section.

To Be Intoxicated Is To Feel Sophisticated, But Not Be Able To Say It.

Most People Work Just Hard Enough Not To Get Fired And Get Paid Just Enough Money Not To Quit.

My Tombstone? I'm Thinking Something Along The Lines Of, 'geez, He Was Just Here A Minute Ago.'