The Sound Principle Of A Topsy-turvy Lifestyle

Barbershop Conversations Are Irrefutable Proof That Heads Exist For The Sake Of Hair.

Blushing, Palpitations, A Bad Conscience--this Is What You Get If You Haven't Sinned.

If One Reads A Newspaper Only For Information, One Does Not Learn The Truth, Not Even The Truth About The Paper. The Truth Is That The Newspaper Is Not A Statement Of Contents But The Contents Themselves; And More Than That, It Is An Instigator.

Psychoanalysis Is The Mental Illness It Purports To Cure

Christian Morality Prefers Remorse To Precede Lust, And Then Lust Not To Follow.