The Sorrow Of Not Being Movie Stars

My Mother Wanted To Shrink From My Clinging, But Did Not.

My Regimen Is Lust And Avarice For Exercise, Gluttony And Sloth For Relaxation.

Contempt For Others, Like Masturbation, Is Best As A Secret Pleasure.

To Appear Well Dressed, Be Skinny And Tall.

The Discontented Believe That Their Regrets Are About The Past.