The Snake Will Always Bite Back.

Miserable Is A Good Thing, Though. If You Start The Day Miserable, Nobody Else Can Screw Up Your Day.

Every Moment Is An Experience.

You Know What, When You Screw Up In The Ring, It's So Embarrassing.

A Child's Hope Is That Your Father Comes Riding In On That White Stallion And Saves Them. You Can't Make Somebody Love You The Way You Want Them To Love You, It's Not A 'leave It To Beaver' Type World. This Isn't Television. Life's A Lot More Cruel Than That.

Jake Roberts Has A Hard Enough Time Being Jake Roberts. The Truth Is A Brutal Thing, I Just Hope That The Kids Take The Time To Learn About Each Of The Wrestlers In The Game, And If The Kids Can Learn From Our Mistakes, That Would Make Me A Happy Man.