The Smallest Errors Are Always The Best.

The Impromptu Reply Is Precisely The Touchstone Of The Man Of Wit.

There Is Something Inexpressibly Charming In Falling In Love And, Surely, The Whole Pleasure Lies In The Fact That Love Isn't Lasting.

The Defects Of Human Nature Afford Us Opportunities Of Exercising Our Philosophy, The Best Employment Of Our Virtues. If All Men Were Righteous, All Hearts True And Frank And Loyal, What Use Would Our Virtues Be?

I Live On Good Soup, Not On Fine Words.

There's Nothing Quite Like Tobacco: It's The Passion Of Decent Folk, And Whoever Lives Without Tobacco Doesn't Deserve To Live.