The Silent Pictures Were The Purest Form

I Try To Offset Any Tendency Towards The Macabre With Humour. As I See It, This Is A Typically English Form Of Humour. It's A Piece With Such Jokes As The One About The Man Who Was Being Led To The Gallows To Be Hanged. He Looked At The Trap Door In The Gallows, Which Was Flimsily Constructed, And He Asked In Some Alarm, 'i Say, Is That Thing Safe?

I Have A Perfect Cure For A Sore Throat: Cut It.

The Length Of A Film Should Be Directly Related To The Endurance Of The Human Bladder.

In Feature Films The Director Is God; In Documentary Films God Is The Director.

Some Of Our Most Exquisite Murders Have Been Domestic, Performed With Tenderness In Simple, Homey Places Like The Kitchen Table.