The Shot Heard Round The World.

There Is No Strong Performance Without A Little Fanaticism In The Performer.

The Perception Of The Comic Is A Tie Of Sympathy With Other Men.

If You Visit Your Friend, Why Need You Apologize For Not Having Visited Him, And Waste His Time And Deface Your Own Act? Visit Him Now.

To Finish The Moment, To Find The Journey's End In Every Step Of The Road, To Live The Greatest Number Of Good Hours, Is Wisdom.

Be Silly. Be Honest. Be Kind.