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The People Look Forbidding, Solemn, Marked By That Impossible Ideal, Communism, Which, Like Christianity, Seemed To Demand Too Much Of Humanity And, Falling Into The Wrong Hands, Led Too Easily To Horrible Brutality.

We Don't Know Much About The Human Conscience, Except That It Is Soluble In Alcohol.

We May Not Be The Creme De La Creme, But We Are The Creme De La Scum.

All The Flower Children Were As Alike As A Congress Of Accountants And About As Interesting.

The Main Aim Of Education Should Be To Send Children Out Into The World With A Reasonably Sized Anthology In Their Heads So That, While Seated On The Lavatory, Waiting In Doctors' Surgeries, On Stationary Trains Or Watching Interviews With Politicians, They May Have Something Interesting To Think About.