The Shamrock Is A Religious Symbol. St.

Foreign Newspapers: If They've Got Nothing To Hide, How Come They Don't Print Them In English?

Can You Really Put A Price On Annoying Two Religions At Once?

Last Night, We Did The Threatdown -- God, It's Hard To Even Talk About This -- And For The First Time, I Didn't Mention Bears. It's Winter, They're Asleep, I Didn't Think It Would Be A Problem. But Today I See This In The Toronto Globe And Mail -- Apparently A 700-pound Polar Bear Showed Up At A Children's Hockey Game. I've Said This Before, They're After Our Kids -- They're Tender, Juicy, You Don't Even Have To Throw Away The Bones.

And We Didn't Have Cell Phones. If You Made Plans To Meet Someone In A Snow Storm, And They Didn't Show Up, You Just Had To Assume They Were Devoured By Wolves And Go On With Your Life.

In God's Eyes All Children Are Beautiful But Here On Earth We Have Higher Standards.