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The First Principle Of Freedom Is The Right To Go To Hell In Your Own Handbasket.

I Was There To See Beautiful Naked Women. So Was Everybody Else. It's A Common Failing.

My Vocal Cords Lived Their Own Life, Wild And Free.

Minimize Your Therbligs Until It Becomes Automatic; This Doubles Your Effective Lifetime - And Thereby Gives Time To Enjoy Butterflies And Kittens And Rainbows.

But When They Began Handing Out Doctorates For Comparative Folk Dancing And Advanced Fly-fishing, I Became Too Stink In’ Proud To Use The Title. I Won’t Touch Watered Whiskey And I Take No Pride In Watered-down Degrees.