The Scots Are Very Hospitable; Almost As

I Am Asked How To Remain Young, And I Say 'never, Never Work.' And That, Of Course, Is The Secret Of It.

You Fall Out Of Your Mother's Womb, You Crawl Across Open Country Under Fire, And Drop Into Your Grave.

It's Been Agony But I Couldn't Have Done It Any Other Way.

You Can Behave As Badly As You Like In America. Nobody Notices.

Life Was A Funny Thing That Happened To Me On The Way To The Grave.