The Scandal Of The World Is What

What A Terrible Thing To Be A Great Lord, Yet A Wicked Man.

I Would Like To Be Like My Father And All The Rest Of My Ancestors Who Never Married.

Gold Gives To The Ugliest Thing A Certain Charming Air, For That Without It Were Else A Miserable Affair.

Great Is The Fortune Of He Who Possesses A Good Bottle, A Good Book, And A Good Friend.

We Die Only Once, And For Such A Long Time.