The Saxophone Is The Embodied Spirit Of

Saw Washington Monument. Phallic. Appalling. A National Catastrophe.

The Moment You're Born You're Done For.

Being A Husband Is A Whole Time Job. That Is Why So Many Husbands Fail. They Cannot Give Their Entire Attention To It.

The Pleasure Of Doing A Thing In The Same Way At The Same Time Every Day, And Savoring It, Should Be Noted.

I Do Want An Expensive Honeymoon. Not Because I'm Extravagant, But Because A Honeymoon Is A Solemn, Important Thing ... A Symbol. And It Ought To Be Done -- Well, Adequately.