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I Ought To Reflect Again And Again, And Yet Again, That The Beings That I Have To Steer Are Just As Inevitable In The Scheme Of Evolution As I Am Myself; Have Just As Much Right To Be Themselves As I Am Entitled To; And They All Deserve From Me As Much Sympathy As I Give To Myself.

During A Long And Varied Career As A Bachelor, Dear Spouse [mock Platform Manner], I Have Noticed That Marriage Is Usually The Death Of Politeness Between A Man And A Woman.

To Write Is To Make Oneself The Echo Of What Cannot Cease Speaking.

To My Mind The Most Poignant Mystical Exhoration Ever Written Is "be Still And Know That I Am God."

The Proper, Wise Balancing Of One's Whole Life May Depend Upon The Feasibility Of A Cup Of Tea At An Unusual Hour.