The Saddest Life Is That Of A

It Is Impossible To Imagine Goethe Or Beethoven Being Good At Billiards Or Golf.

If We Assume That Man Actually Does Resemble God, Then We Are Forced Into The Impossible Theory That God Is A Coward, An Idiot And A Bounder.

There Is Always A Sheet Of Paper. There Is Always A Pen. There Is Always A Way Out.

I Never Smoked A Cigarette Until I Was Nine.

The Real Charm Of The United States Is That It Is The Only Comic Country Ever Heard Of.