The Root Of All Evil Isn't Money;

I Hope The Guy Who Came Up With The Phrase 'sex, Drugs And Rock 'n' Roll' Rots In Hell, I'd Like To Change It So It Makes More Sense: 'sex Death And Rock 'n' Roll'

Rock Stars Are Idiots. You Know That! Remember This Moron Never Went To Music School, Never Learned Music Theory And Can't Read Or Write Music. So Why Not Be Suspicious Of Everything This Idiot Says?

Most People Are So Busy Living They Neglect To Take The Time To Ask Why.

If A Vacuum Cleaner Salesman Rings Your Front Door, He Will Be Selling Himself First. The Vacuum Cleaner Is Secondary.

You Know Why I'm Pulling Your Leg? Because I Can't Touch It From Where I Am.