The Roof Might Fall In; Anything Could

I Haven't Laughed So Much Over Anything Since The Hogs Ate My Kid Brother.

The People Who Lie The Most Are Nearly Always The Clumsiest At It, And They're Easier To Fool With Lies Than Most People, Too. You'd Think They'd Be On The Look-out For Lies, But They Seem To Be The Very Ones That Will Believe Almost Anything At All.

It's Sometimes Better To Pretend I Don't Hear The Sound Of Somebody In The Nearby Woods With A Shotgun.

I Found I Was Repeating Myself. It Is The Beginning Of The End When You Discover You Have Style.

Feed The Lettuce To The Bunny And Eat The Bunny.