The Road To Easy Street Goes Through

That's The Biggest Gap In Sports, The Difference Between The Winner And The Loser Of The Super Bowl.

If Someone Remembers Me As A Coach, They Still Call Me 'coach,' But If They Know Me For The Video Game, They Just Call Me 'madden.'

See, Well Ya See, The Thing Is, He Should Have Caught That Ball. But The Ball Is Bigger Than His Hands.

You Know, There's A Rule In Sports, "don't Do Anything Great If You Can't Handle The Congratulations."

Winning Is A Great Deodorant.