The Road Is Better Than The Inn.

You Can't Force Inspiration. It's Like Trying To Catch A Butterfly With A Hoop But No Net. If You Keep Your Mind Open And Receptive, Though, One Day A Butterfly Will Land On Your Finger.

There Is Absolutely No Inevitability As Long As There Is The Willingness To Think.

I'm Still Astonished That Somebody Would Offer Me A Job And Pay Me To Do What I Wanted To Do.

[w]hen The Coyote Falls, He Gets Up And Brushes Himself Off; It's Preservation Of Dignity. He's Humiliated, And It Worries Him When He Ends Up Looking Like An Accordion. A Coyote Isn't Much, But It's Better Than Being An Accordion.

Jackie Gleason Said That Comedy Is The Most Exacting Form Of Dramatic Art, Because It Has An Instant Critic: Laughter.