The Rich Are Happier Than We Are,

Fortuna Smiles And Frowns According To A Timetable Surprising Even To Herself.

The Writer Is Always Courted By Invitations From The All-too- Familiar.

Learned Researches Lead To Headaches, Constipation, And Befuddled Quarreling.

I Am Only Interested In Money Because Everyone Else Is.

Cheap Thrill: Moral Outrage Revels In Its Own Innocence And In The Guilt Of The Wicked Others.