The Ribbons! The Wrappings! The Tags! And

For A Host, Above All, Must Be Kind To His Guests.

You're Off To Great Places! Today Is Your Day! Your Mountain Is Waiting, So... Get On Your Way!

The Three Words That Best Describe You Are As Follows, And I Quote: Stink. Stank. Stunk.

Don't Grumble! Don't Stew! Some Critters Are Much-much, Oh, Ever So Much-much So Muchly Much-much More Unlucky Than You!

Somehow You'll Escape All That Waiting And Staying. You'll Find The Bright Places Where Boom Bands Are Playing.