Parents Are People Who Yell And They

If You Listen Carefully To What A Child Is Saying To You, You'll See That He Has A Point To Make. So I Listen. And I Answer Them Just As Seriously As Possible. And If I Don't Know The Answer, I'll Tell Them I Don't Know.

You People Are Not Prepared. You Are Well Educated And You Look Cute, But That's Not Going To Cut It.

Did You Ever See The Customers In Health - Food Stores? They Are Pale, Skinny People Who Look Half - Dead. In A Steak House, You See Robust, Ruddy People. They're Dying, Of Course, But They Look Terrific.

Every Father Says The Same Thing: “where's Your Mother?”

You Can't Be Everything To Everyone