The Reason God Made Man Before Woman

Insanity Is Hereditary; You Get It From Your Children.

Siblings: Children Of The Same Parents, Each Of Whom Is Perfectly Normal Until They Get Together.

Life Begins At Forty, But So Does Arthritis, And The Habit Of Telling The Same Story Three Times To The Same Person.

We Should Not Permit Prayer To Be Taken Out Of The Schools; That's The Only Way Most Of Us Got Through.

If You Want To Know How Your Girl Will Treat You After Marriage, Just Listen To Her Talking To Her Little Brother.