The Real Santa Claus Is At The

For Beatrice, When We Met, My Life Began. Soon Afterwards, Yours Ended.

Troublesome Things Tend To Remain Troublesome No Matter How Many Times You Do Them.

If You Don’t Care About Something, One Way To Demonstrate Your Feelings Is To Say The Word And Then Repeat The Word With The Letters S-c-h-m Replacing The First Letters. Somebody Who Didn’t Care About Dentists, For Instance Could Say ‘dentist, Schmentists.

Anyone Who Thinks The Pen Is Mightier Than The Sword Has Not Been Stabbed With Both.

You’re Just Jealous Of Me Because I’m A Tap-dancing Ballerina Fairy Princess Veterinarian!