The Real Female Should Be Partly Male

From The Moment I Was Six I Felt Sexy. And Let Me Tell You It Was Hell, Sheer Hell, Waiting To Do Something About It.

An Affair Now And Then Is Good For A Marriage. It Adds Spice, Stops It From Getting Boring... I Ought To Know.

I Am A Woman Meant For A Man, But I Never Found A Man Who Could Compete.

There Are New Words Now That Excuse Everybody. Give Me The Good Old Days Of Heroes And Villains, The People You Can Bravo Or Hiss. There Was A Truth To Them That All The Slick Credulity Of Today Cannot Touch.

I Was Never Very Interested In Boys - And There Were Plenty Of Them - Vying With One Another To See How Many Famous Women They Would Get Into The Hay.