The Real Change That Paintings Undergo Is

I'm An Armchair Kind Of Guy, Especially When It's Raining, Which It Always Is And Always Will Be.

If You Want To Write Something Of Length, However Modern And Radical, You Must Live The Life Of An Elderly Gentleman Of The 1950s.

Don Quixote's 'delusions' Is An Excellent Read - Far Better Than My Own Forthcoming Travel Book, 'walking Backwards Across Tuscany.'

I Find It Hilarious That There Are Academics Who Try To Analyse Chemical Changes In The Brains Of Students While Exposing Them To Gags.

I Like Doing Things I Haven't Learnt About Yet. I've Always Been Interested In Art, And I Love Doing Art.