The Purpose Of Life Is To Conjecture

God Created Two Acts Of Folly. First, He Created The Universe In A Big Bang. Second, He Was Negligent Enough To Leave Behind Evidence For This Act, In The Form Of Microwave Radiation.

You Don't Have To Believe In God, But You Should Believe In The Book.

A Mathematician Is A Device For Turning Coffee Into Theorems.

God Has The Big Book, The Beautiful Proofs Of Mathematical Theorems Are Listed Here.

The Sf [supreme Fascist, I.e. God] Created Us To Enjoy Our Suffering. The Sooner We Die, The Sooner We Defy His Plans.