The Purpose Of Life Is To Matter,

Some Things Are So Unexpected That No One Is Prepared For Them.

Humor Is, I Think, The Subtlest And Chanciest Of Literary Forms. It Is Surely Not Accidental That There Are A Thousand Novelists, Essayists, Poets Or Journalists For Each Humorist. It Is A Long, Long Time Between James Thurbers.

We See Things As We Are, Not As They Are.

You Can Learn Much About Life From A Checker Game: Surrender One To Take Two; Don't Make Two Moves At One Time; Move Up, Not Down; And When You Reach The Top, You May Move As You Like.

A Conservative Is One Who Admires Radicals Centuries After They're Dead.