The Problem With Me Is That Nothing

I Find It A Bit Sad That There Is No Photo Of Me Hanging On The Walls In The Berlin Museum At Checkpoint Charlie.

I Once Didn't Work Out For Six Weeks. It Took Me For Ever To Get The Weight Off.

If You're Not In The Game, You Can't Hit A Home Run.

My Christmas Wish Would Be To Have An Entire Week Off. To Spend It With My Family And Just Curl Up And Watch Christmas Movies When It's Snowing Outside.

I Feel Like Elvis. Only Alive.