The Problem With Me Is That Nothing

I Have A Guinness Book Of World Records Entry As The Most-watched Person On Television; Now I Have A New Entry As The Only Man Who Has A Crab Named After Him.

Ninety-nine Percent Of People Now Call Me The Hoff - And It's Out Of Respect.

Beyond Its Entertainment Values, 'baywatch' Has Enriched And In Many Cases Helped Save Lives.

Before Long, I'll Have My Own Channel - I'll Be Like Barney.

If You Don't Respect Me You're Not Gonna Get That Respect Back.