The President Scores Much Better Than Bill

Welcome To President Bush, Mrs. Bush, And My Fellow Astronauts.

There Are Lots More People In The House. I Don't Know Exactly - I've Never Counted, But At Least A Couple Hundred.

The Destruction, It Is Just Very Heart-rendering.

Want To Hear A Sad Story About The Dukakis Campaign? The Governor Of Massachusetts, He Lost His Top Naval Advisor Last Week. His Rubber Ducky Drowned In The Bathtub.

The Two-party System Has Served America Very Well. We Always Have Political Movements One Way Or Another But The Evolution Of A Lasting Third Party Probably Will Not Happen.