The Plural Of Spouse Is Spice.

The Trouble With Wedlock Is That There's Not Enough Wed And Too Much Lock.

Continually One Faces The Horrible Matter Of Making Decisions. The Solution Is, As Far As Possible, To Avoid Conscious Rational Decisions And Choices; Simply To Do What You Find Yourself Doing; To Float In The Great Current Of Life With As Little Friction As Possible; To Allow Things To Settle Themselves, As Indeed They Do With The Most Infallible Certainty.

One Of The Penalties Of Being A Human Being Is Other Human Beings.

We've Had Bad Luck With Our Kids - They've All Grown Up.

Beware Of The Conversationalist Who Adds "in Other Words." He Is Merely Starting Afresh.