The Plural Of Spouse Is Spice.

Truth Is The Ricochet Of A Prejudice Bouncing Off A Fact.

Life Is A Foreign Language; All Men Mispronounce It.

Truth Is What Every Man Sees Lurking At The Bottom Of His Own Soul, Like The Oyster Shell Housewives Put In The Kitchen Kettle To Collect The Lime From The Water. By And By Each Man's Iridescent Oyster Shell Of Truth Becomes Coated With The Lime Of Prejudice And Hearsay.

Only The Sinner Has The Right To Preach.

Fifty Percent Of The World Are Women, Yet They Always Seem A Novelty.