The Pleasantest Part Of Work Is Having

Never Try To Leap From A Standstill.

Flatter Me, But Delicately, Please, For I Am Fastidious.

Contempt For Others, Like Masturbation, Is Best As A Secret Pleasure.

When A Paradox Is Widely Believed, It Is No Longer Recognized As A Paradox.

Beauty And Virtue: The Most Kissable Ass In The World Is No Guarantee Of Good Intentions.