The Perfect Expression Of Receiving A Lifetime

It's A Terrible Shame If You're Born The Brightest Guy In Your Class. If You're Not, Then You Have To Hustle-and That's Good.

I Have A Terrible Memory Because I'm Not Interested In The Past. It's Done, It's Done.

The Idea That I Have To Be On The Same Side Of The Fence As Dan Quayle Is Cruelly Depressing To Me, But The Truth Is, I Believe In Family Values.

Audiences Are Quite Happy To Be Astonished, And They Don't Care Who Does That Astonishing.

What's Missing In The Musical Theater Is Producers Willing To Nurture New Work, Raise The Money And Put It On.