The People Don't Elect U.s. Presidents, God

I Told The Congress, 'thanks, But No Thanks,' On That Bridge To Nowhere.

How Do You Know There’s Not A Door To Heaven In The Sky Between Malaysia And Vietnam?

I Say To The Occupy Protesters - You're Occupying The Wrong Place, You're Protesting The Wrong Thing.

We Need To Look At [osama Bin Laden Killing ] As A Great Victory For The American Military And Intelligence Personnel And For The American People. A Lot Of Bravery And Courage Displayed By Those Folks On Behalf Of All Of Us. It's Also A Good Day For The Administration. I Think President [barack] Obama And His National Security Team Acted On The Intelligence When It Came In, And They Deserve A Lot Of Credit, Too.

I Came To Office Promising Major Ethics Reform To End The Culture Of Self-dealing. And Today, That Ethics Reform Is A Law. While I Was At It, I Got Rid Of A Few Things In The Governor's Office That I Didn't Believe Our Citizens Should Have To Pay For. That Luxury Jet Was Over-the-top. I Put It On Ebay.