The Parade Was Here, But It Disappeared

Money Gives Me More Energy Than All The Granola Bars In The World.

Retirement Requires The Invention Of A New Hedonism, Not A Return To The Hedonism Of Youth

When Courtesy Fails, Be Nasty, Brutish, And Short.

With Age, I Have Become Both More Pious And More Shameless.

Comedy Defends The Commonplace; Tragedy Explodes It.